I try to do 1 scoop of grounds per 2 cups of water but my boss just kinda dumps grounds in and he typically beats me to the office. I just use one of those brewers they sell everywhere for $20 to $50

random amount of grounds freshly ground into a powdery Turkish grind.

I've got some meme-y 'Liquid Death' beans and my own grinder still in the box. I should try to do a fancier brew at some point.

liquid death is the water company. I think you mean death wish coffee.

Always medium, 1 milk, she pretends to hear oat milk to mess with me and I'm too autistic to appreciate the humour so I just kind of scrunch up my face with a smile and nod my head.

I usually make coffee for the day. 42 grams coffee and 700 ml water. And put it in a thermos for work. Usually fill my hario 02 server and it pretty much fills it up which is why I brew that amount. I use a v60 pour over method.

Sounds right. They had it at Costco or smth

You have been given oatmilk this whole time and psyoped into thinking it's regular milk.

Soon, you will lose the taste for regular milk as it will come off as "off".

One day she will say they are all out of milk and give you oatmilk. You will notice no difference. You will think "hey this isn't too bad actually", from that day forward you will only consume Oat Milk